The Very Model of a Modern Libertarian

I needed a creative outlet tonight, so I thought I'd write a parody of the Major General's Song

Enjoy & give me some feedback.

        "I am the very model of a modern libertarian"

	I am the very model of a modern libertarian
	I don't believe in any law that seems authoritarian
	I know the founding fathers, and I quote their thoughts from memory
	From Washington to Jefferson, that's always my trajectory

	I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters economical
	I understand the models, both the Keynesian and classical
	About Austrian theorem - those moderns seem to quite appall
 	With many jabbing articles all poking fun at Dr. Paul

	With many jabbing articles all poking fun at Dr. Paul
 	With many jabbing articles all poking fun at Dr. Paul
 	With many jabbing articles all poking fun at Dr. Paul

	I'm very good at rhetoric and criticizing neo-cons
	I'll tell you of their treachery and treasonous mal goings-on
	In short, in matters which I deem to be authoritarian 
	I am the very model of a modern libertarian

	In short, in matters which I deem to be authoritarian 
	I am the very model of a modern libertarian

	I've read required books, from Atlas Shrugged down to The Fountainhead
	I know that homeless people don't deserve a piece of moldy bread
	I vote down job training and welfare without a sense of irony
	I hate those lazy slobs – what have they ever done for me?

	I'm doomed to be frustrated over ev'ry law that's ever passed
	It seems the constitution, at this rate, will probably never last
	I hate the major parties, both Republicans and Democrats
	No matter which you vote for, you always get the same ol' rats

	No matter which you vote for, you always get the same ol' rats
	No matter which you vote for, you always get the same ol' rats
	No matter which you vote for, you always get the same ol' rats

	I joined the Free State Project and keep up with all Seastead guys
	But if someday I see them, I will very truly be surprised 
	In short, in matters which I deem to be authoritarian 
	I am the very model of a modern libertarian


	In short, in matters which I deem to be authoritarian 
	I am the very model of a modern libertarian

	In fact, when we can find a proper presidential candidate
	When we do in more in government than sit there and just bitch at it
	When cable airs our story for more than laughing sake
	And when our platform looks a little clearer than opaque
	
	When we have learnt what progress that been made in modern votery
	When we have more party members than the sum of local Rotary
	In short, when I can get the nod from Cato to quicken my pace
	You'll say a better libertarian has never run a race
	
	You'll say a better libertarian has never run a race
	You'll say a better libertarian has never run a race
	You'll say a better libertarian has never run a race

	For my campaign skills, though I'm passionate, commendably 
	Our party size has seemingly increased all undetectably
	But still in matters which I deem to be authoritarian 
	I am the very model of a modern libertarian

	But still in matters which I deem to be authoritarian 
	I am the very model of a modern libertarian